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Saturday, 24 January 2015

ToS 2015

Seems that in all the Audax activity, I totally forgot to make any mention of this year's Tour of Sufferlandria. The formula was pretty much identical to the past two years - 9 stages over 9 days. As before, I opted to participate using Trainer Road to keep me honest and track my progress through the tour. 

Whilst there may have been little new in the format, the stages were quite different. First off were a series of new videos:
  • Elements of Style
  • Nine Hammers
  • Angels (I opted to upgrade to the new 2015 edition)
  • The Rookie
  • Half is Easy

I had added most of these to my library already when released, but had yet to ride any of them. As a creature of habit, it's easy to get stuck riding old favourites rather than experimenting with new videos especially when pressed for time. So the 2015 tour presented a perfect opportunity to give them a try.

Another obvious difference was the tour start - no FTP test this year to establish the required level of punishment. Following that was what seemed like a very untypical series of straightforward stages with just 1 video per day. The sequence of Nine Hammers, Local Hero, and The Rookie did however present plenty of tough riding. The real sting was in the tail though, or close to the tail at least. The queen stage on day 8 involved 3 sprint videos totaling 2 hrs and 25 minutes of high intensity suffering. It was no less brutal in practice than it looked on paper. After 7 days straight of training, it was a real slog. I started with the goal to try and get through at least the first one or two videos at 100%, with some leeway to ease up on the third if needed. In the end, I was foolishly pleased with myself at surviving the whole set without lowering the bar.

Luckily, after the 8th day beating I had two days of camping before tackling Stage 8. The 50 hour time window allowed me to do Stage 8 at lunchtime on Friday, and complete Stage 9 when home on Sunday evening.  It was definitely a kinder option on the body, but it was not an easy option for the mind. After a relaxing weekend kicking back with family, drinking beers, and generally not doing much it was a battle to get back on the trainer again to finish the tour. To be honest, I almost didn't. I don't recall what motivated me - possibly just plain stubbornness wanting to finish what I started.

Anyhow, I climbed back on the trainer and span it out. It was sweaty, grueling, and I fell short of the power targets on a couple of sprints. But overall, it was a decent effort and I was happy to have completed my 3rd straight tour. The real benefit, as I discovered in previous years, doesn't appear immediately but comes out gradually over the next few weeks. With some recovery and easier rides to rest the body, the legs bounce back stronger and faster than ever. It's too early to say whether I'll do next year's tour, but in all probability I will. In the end, they're a fun way of pushing one's limits at just the right time of year. 



Saturday, 17 January 2015

Shortest of the qualifiers

I'm cheating again somewhat by recycling the report I wrote for Audax SA on the Cape BRM 200km. I'm already 2 blog entries behind, and this weekend is both the Junior Argus and the main Argus rides (more on that later). So some shortcuts are needed to avoid falling even further behind by next Rather than just regurgitating the official account though, I'll start with some thoughts and observations of my own.

The 6am start was quite a luxury for a change, albeit not one which was universally liked by all of the riders. Some would have preferred to be underway earlier and finish before the full heat of the day. Planning and agreeing the PBP qualifier routes took a fair amount of effort to get right. Having successfully ridden each of them in the 2014 series the smart decision was to stick to the same routes for the 2015 rides.

Starting out felt a little odd. Having ridden the toughest qualifying distances, here we were heading out on a ride marginally shorter than my first DC - a milestone ride which kicked my long distance cycling into gear more than two years ago. It was easy to be complacent, and we did set off at a cracking pace. Even with a puncture, we were at the first control not that long after it's official opening time. The pace backed off a little on to Darling, especially towards the end of the leg where my energy levels started to flag. In spite of that, even as far as the third control at Malmesbury on the way back, we were still making rapid progress. Here though, in hindsight I made a fuelling error. Rather than stoking up again, I figured the big meal we'd eaten in Darling would be fine and just opted for a ice cream and a Coke, some sipped and some in my bidon.

I pulled strongly out of Malmesbury, but with around 30km still to go the tank ran dry and the legs started to cramp. I suspect in fact it wasn't so much a lack of food, but the wrong fuel at the last control. I was on the downside of a nasty sugar spike, rather than actually running low on fuel. Either way, I limped along the last section with Peter kindly keeping me company. Both Theunis and Hendrik were still feeling strong and finished about 10 mins ahead of me. It was an enjoyable ride though, and yet another valuable lesson in the value of eating proper food, and getting ride pacing right. The 200km may be the shortest of all qualifiers - but it's still an endurance ride, and more than capable of kicking you in the cycling pants if you underestimate it.





WC200 Report 17-Jan

WC 200km BRM, Stellenbosch
Paris-Brest-Paris 2015 qualifier
17 January 2015, 06:00
by Rob Walker

The 2015 Cape Audax events kicked off with the shortest of the SR Series rides, a 200km brevet. It seems word is slowly spreading about the local long distance events, with the largest field to date of 17 riders gathering at Vrede Wines for the 6am start.

Routing and timings were kept the same as those for the 2014 event, the only change being removal of the unnecessary outbound Malmesbury control. The later than usual start of 6am was set based on the opening time of the first control, the Du Vlei farm stall in Hermon. And a most welcoming oasis it provided as the initial stop for riders – providing not just excellent coffee and food, but even a handsome official stamp together with signature to grace brevet cards.

With the potential for hot and windy conditions developing during the day, riders opted to bypass a lengthy breakfast stop in favour of a quick cup of coffee and refuel, and an early depart for the next control. With no need to stop in Malmesbury, faster groups of riders reached Darling by mid-morning. As they returned along the R315, greetings and banter were exchanged with later riders still on their way out to the control. By lunchtime, all riders had made it to the Darling control, some choosing to stop for generous portions of burgers and chips at Café Mosaic next to the official Spa shop control in town. Sadly none had time to visit SA icon, Evita se Peron, before turning back toward Malmesbury.

Malmesbury Engen was the third stop, familiar now to riders as a control on 3 of the brevets. It seems our arrival is starting to become known to the staff too. Their reception was cheerful and helpful – providing receipts and signing cards, even though most opted this time not to stop in at the Wimpy for coffee and food as has become something of a custom on the longer rides.

What can be said about the section from Malmesbury back to Vrede? For some reason this leg appears on 3 of the 4 rides despite being – to borrow Chris van Zyl’s words  – “one of his least favourite stretches of road in The Cape”. Unfortunately, it is a prime link back to Vrede for any route northward. On the 200, this was where the price was paid for the 6am start, with most riders tackling this last 48km in the worst of the heat and a rather stiff headwind. Tail end riders on the longer brevets tend to navigate these last few Km in cooler and less windy conditions around dusk.

In spite of the heat and wind, all 17 riders finished inside the 13 hour 20 minute cut-off – with times being spread out across almost the whole window of opening to closing time of the Arrivée control. The fastest riders were home almost too early for the control opening, and the final rider rolled home around half an hour inside the closing time.

Thursday, 1 January 2015

The distance of dreams


Three year's ago the madness started. Despite knowing almost nothing about Audaxing, or long distance cycling for that matter, the thought stuck in my head that I wanted to take part in Paris-Brest-Paris - the world's oldest organised bike ride. At a distance of 13 times further than I'd ever ridden, it was a preposterous idea really. As the clock ticked past midnight and 2015 rolled in, we are officially in a PBP year - the once distant dream is now just 7 month's and 16 days away.
 Of course I don't have an actual place reserved yet, and with interest in Audaxing growing rapidly around the world, there's no guarantee I'll manage to bag one of the 6,500 available places. I'd feel a lot more comfortable to have that Joburg 600km pre-qualifier on my side. Maybe the difference between being able to register on May 3rd rather than May 10th won't be significant, but it's a shame to take that chance. At least in the failure, a lot of valuable lessons were learned. They've come back to me many times on the Cape Audax rides of the last few months - in fact pretty much every time I've felt the urge to push the pace harder than I knew was wise. The simple fact of knowing that I have the strength and endurance to complete the longer distances well within the cutoff time as long as I stick resolutely to my own pace has been an enormous boost to morale.

Even with the added week before being able to register, dropping back to a 400km brevet for the pre-qualifier was a good call I think. I have Yoli to thank for that moment of clarity. Successive failures on 600km rides within the course of a couple of months could have been a disastrous setback to confidence. Whereas completing the shorter distance comfortably within the cut-off time restored a great deal of self belief. There was more to the ride than simply getting my pre-qualifier too. In a year of many great rides, the  Asparagus & Strawberries 400km can hold it's own as a wonderfully memorable event and one that I would definitely ride again given the chance. At times, especially in the early and late stages, it was rather more challenging than I had imagined. But ridden at my own steady pace throughout, it restored faith in my ability to endure and prevail at the tougher end of randonneuring. The long, largely solo dusk 'til dawn leg is still vividly imprinted in my mind: the hooting of owls and haunting call of a nightjar in the cold, damp woodlands of Thetford Chase; and the slightly surreal vision of the enormous, brightly lit, but somehow ghostly Lakenheath air-force base in the middle of the night.

2014 wasn't totally about getting in shape for PBP - OK, that's a lie, it was actually all about PBP. But at least it also provided an excuse to head off the tar and back onto the trails. It's both odd and wonderful how everything is inter-connected, and Trans-Baviaans is a perfect example. The basic idea in riding it was a way of staying fit through winter, and at the same time not becoming bored and burnt out from endlessly riding the same routes on road. But the inspiration had come several years before from my brother-in-law Hendri. His descriptions of this mega offroad marathon had put Trans-Baviaans on my bucket list. Left gasping at the top Pausing of even relatively tame climbs, I was rather awestruck at how anyone could tackle such a monster. And here's where the interconnections start to happen. Hendri is mountain biking again after many years away from the trails. He is doing so on my old Specialized Stumpjumper, which I only decided to sell because I had bought the Giant Anthem as a more appropriate machine for riding long distance offroad events. And the guy who sold me the Stumpy, Eugene, who I have hardly seen since I bought it, suddenly resurfaced to join us on the recent 600km Cape Audax. Take away any of those connections, and I might not have been lining up to ride Trans-Baviaans last August, and Hendri may not have rediscovered his love of mountain biking. The most beautiful part is how the bikes themselves fit too. I'm no downhill flyer, so the Stumpy's long travel forks and aggressive geometry were never really a match for me even though I enjoyed the setup. They suit Hendri's riding style and preferences perfectly though, whereas the Anthem is a mile-eating monster, perfect for my love of marathon distances. By the oddest of paths, we both ended up with the right bike in the end.

One aspect of qualifying for PBP which I'd always assumed was that there would be a Cape Audax series for local riders hoping to qualify. I'd read enough reports to know this had been the case for past PBP editions back at least as far as 1999 and possibly earlier. What I didn't expect was to end up quite so much in the thick of actually organizing the required 200km, 300km, 400km and 600km rides. Not that it's been a chore - in fact quite the reverse. Working over route ideas and understanding how to take them from ideas to actual events has been a lot of fun. Luckily we've had great support from our country co-ordinator, Eddie Thomlinson, in terms of what is both necessary and acceptable for a brevet to qualify as a BRM event. With his help, the small team of us locally have managed to pull off a complete Cape SR series for 2014 - although Nico stands alone in completing all 4 events as a rider. It's perhaps fitting the Nico should be our sole All Cape Super Randonneur too - since he's provided so much support for each of the rides, hosting the start and finish at his family's farm, and providing accomodation for us mid-way through the 600km brevet. Missing one of the rides was unavoidable for me, but I did at least manage to achieve my first Super Randonneur Series courtesy of the UK 400km.

In theory most of the hard work of the 2015 SR Series should be done, aside from the not-so-minor task of actually completing the rides. With the 400km and 600km already done, I'll need a further 2 of the remaining 4 events to complete the qualifying set needed for PBP. Obviously the ideal would be to achieve this with the 200km in January and 300km in February, but there are at least additional options beyond these in case of mishaps. Nothing is ever certain in Randonneuring, and one should never really plan further down the road than the next control, so I certainly won't be taking them for granted, or making the mistake I did in March of 2014 and under-estimating them. There's still a couple of extra incentives too - if I can complete 3 of the Cape brevets plus PBP, that would also equate to a Super Randonneur set for 2015. And I have a confirmed entry place for the 36One mountain bike event on 17th April. I'll only be able to use this if I don't have to take part in the 600km brevet the following weekend to make up for a missed or failed qualifier. I would of course give up the 36One place if necessary to keep the PBP dream alive, but I'd rather not. Trans-Baviaans used to lay claim to being the longest single stage mountain bike event in Sotth Africa. There's a narrow window before The Munga gets going where the 36One now holds that honour. It would be nice to take part and complete it whilst it is still the longest. Plus it will give the Anthem and I another healthy dose of off-road endurance riding.

The first few months of the year should prove interesting and challenging from a training perspective too. On the last few rides of 2014 I was already starting to feel the benefits of Erica's grand plan - strength from the hill intervals gradually beginning to translate into speed on everyday rides. My moving average for the last solo 50km ride of the year was just shy of 25km/h, the last third of which was into a significant headwind. That's not a speed which will win me any races, but it is significantly quicker than I was before and a welcome step towards the kind of fitness and preparation I'm aiming at for PBP and beyond.At some point during this year's blog entries I'm going to have to start to discuss what that 'beyond' represents - a dim and flickering, dream which is every bit as ludicrous and beyond my abilities as PBP was three years ago. It's just as firmly stuck in my brain though and until something shows me it's impossible, I suspect it's unlikely to budge unless I act on it.

For now, I'm not going to stray into such thoughts and plans further down the road than completing the dream that kicked off the whole endurance cycling obsession. I will be in Paris in August, and hopefully I'll be there for PBP. I do have an awesome fallback plan, and that will be to go to Euro Disney with Ben and Yoli instead. Having seen Ben wide eyed at the Winter Wonderland in Hyde Park over the Christmas holidays, I can honestly say it's not a bad consolation prize. It wouldn't be what I'd hoped, trained and planned for of course, but you can't take anything for granted in cycling, you have to hope for the best and just keep pedaling.


Saturday, 6 December 2014

Tip of Africa 600


Writing multiple pieces on our Cape Audax  rides is becoming a bit of a habit. Yet again I find myself updating the blog after already creating reports for the Audax SA web site and my club newsletter. The latter is copied in below at the foot of this entry, and the former can be found here.

There's really not many factual aspects of the ride that aren't covered pretty thoroughly across these two pieces. But they do fall short in terms of this blog - being semi-official accounts for other purposes, neither really capture my feelings or experiences of the 600. That's a gap which I'll attempt to address now, hopefully without repeating too much of what's already been said.

For what may be the first time ever, I found myself not needing to sneak around the house at 2:50am when the alarm woke me. I could bang and crash around as much as I liked because Yoli and Ben had already gone away for the weekend - in fact that was part of the ride plan. We'd rented a beach house in Onrus for Yoli and her parents that I would be aiming to reach for my sleep stop. At 473km into the ride, it was an extremely bold plan. In perfect conditions it was a tough but marginally possible target. But with the strong winds forecast for the day it was already looking on the foolish side of bravery.

I was also a little worried for Theunis too. Having not exactly discouraged him from having a crack at the 600km, it wouldn't really very good form to drop him and push on hard. As it transpired though, that problem never even remotely arose. The first point we found ourselves trailing behind the main group was climbing Bains Kloof, and it was entirely down to me not Theunis. We left the Wellington control as a group, but within meters of pulling away from Peter Muller's car my rear wheel punctured. If there is such a thing as a good time for a puncture then it's at a control. But even with access to tools and a workshop pump the delay put us 10 or 15 minutes behind.

We made reasonable pace up the pass though, and a very decent speed through Slanghoek. By the time we reached Peter's 2nd roadside control we'd caught up most of the riders again, aside from Chris and Derek who were charging along up front. Emmie, Thys and Gerritt were kitting up and pulling out pretty much as we pulled in. We drank coffee, ate, and regathered ourselves with the rest of the guys before rolling out. From Rawsonville the wind and heat steadily picked up. As we turned right onto the R60, I could see my water bottles would need a refill before McGregor. I suggested to Theunis we quickly stop at the padstal just up ahead, and we both grabbed a quick coke and some cold water. What was left after filling both bidons went over my bandana and sun sleeves.

We were back on the road a few minutes later, and riding with ice cold arms and head made for a wonderfully comfortable next next few kilometers. Finally I seem to be learning how to manage heat without fading. The headwind was more troublesome, and yet again it was me rather than Theunis holding us back - at least a couple of times leading up to the last climb over to Robertson I fell off the pace. We caught up with Nico and Eugene just before the start of the town, but they chose to stop for lunch whereas Theunis and I pushed on to McGregor before eating. I'd expected to see the guys who were ahead coming back past us as we slogged our way into the heat and the wind, but they were only just leaving the control as we reached the town and pulled over for food. Peter's stint as safety driver was done at this point - needing to get back to his family for the weekend. He stayed and ate with us though before we all rolled out again.

This was perhaps the one control where we lingered a shade longer than we should have, but my glutes needed a rest. They'd been bothering me most of the morning. After a quick phone call with my coach Erica, we decided that lowering my saddle a couple of millimeters was worth a try. Whether the effect was real or in my head, it worked a charm and the problem never re-appeared. Sadly the wind was not so easily fixed - and as we turned right back in Robertson again, the rest of the leg to Bonnievale was spent battling. It had a leveling effect on all of our speeds too, we caught Nico and Eugene up front, and soon after, Daniel and Gerhard caught up with us. We rode into the Bonnievale as one group of six. All of us having ate lunch already at various places, we opted for the Spa in the middle of town for a quick control stop. A typical supermarket Audax stop - water, snacks, energy drinks or cokes. And on our way again. Sadly my prediction that we'd have a crosswind for the next stretch proved hopelessly wrong.

Once past the Stop/Go section around 10km out of town a pattern developed which would be painfully repeated for the next 65km to Bredasdorp - big rolling hill ahead, dropping to low gear and crawling up at a snail's pace fighting both slope and headwind, followed by too short a descent, and then the pattern repeated. Again, and again and again. It was uncomfortably the slowest and toughest 74km I have spent on a bike ride of any kind. I lost count of how many short breather stops we took at the top of the many rollers - it was at least 3 or 4 though. On one of these I was seriously flagging and needed most of a bottle of coke and a whole Pronutro bar to get some energy back in my legs.

Theunis too found his energy reserves exhausted over the last 10km into Bredasdorp. We were now already past the 8pm to 9pm arrival I had hoped we'd arrive in Aghulas. Audaxing is all about adapting or throwing out plans depending on what a ride throws at you, and that was clearly needed now. Neither of us could realistically push on another 40km without taking fuel on board, so instead of making for a bowl of pasta at the accommodation in Aghulas we opted for a dinner stop in Bredasdorp. A Spur served up just what was needed in the form of burgers, chips, and multiple coffees. Henri Meier tried to refuse us paying for his food, just as Peter had done earlier in McGregor. But we insisted - it was a completely inadequate token of gratitude for them driving safety for us, but at least it was something.

It was getting chilly as we headed out of the restaurant for the last short stretch to the tip of the continent. We may have looked odd as we stuffed newspapers under our cycle jerseys as we kitted up, but in the absence of a gilet it was a surprisingly effective substitute. No wonder Tour riders are often seen grabbing a paper from the crowd at the top of a climb to ward off the cold of a fast descent - it works! Compared to the previous section we were now fairly flying along - I took a rare glance at the stats on my Garmin a couple of times as we rode through the darkness. Our average speed was picking up again, now around 16.5km from what I recall. It wasn't great, but at least we'd be at the control before midnight.

Along one part of this long straight road my lights kept picking up pairs of little twinkling diamonds in the road - they were the eyes of frogs, hundreds of which were sitting or hopping in the road. It was rather hard to avoid running them over in places. Somewhere further on we saw an equally strange sight - coming towards us were what were clearly bike lights. My brain was obviously foggy by now from the day's exertions because they were alongside us before I could make sense of who on earth would be out riding at this time of night. It was of course our fellow Randonneurs - Emmie, Thys and Gerrit were making back up to Bredasdorp for their sleep stop.

Despite the late hour and my desire for a rest I was rather sad when we finally saw the lights of Struisbaai ahead - this had been a wonderfully serene and peaceful stretch in stark contrast to what had preceded it. I know I've often commented on how much I love the night time riding of Audaxes, and this leg was up there with the best of them. We'd been concerned over the narrowness of this piece of road when planning the route, but in the dark quiet night it had been simply delightful.

I was beginning to fret somewhat about how we would find the house at Stormsee - the flash of the Aghulas lighthouse grew closer and closer before I remembered I'd had the foresight to stick a Waypoint for it on my Garmin. We were scouting around the complex and car park when a door opened and a friendly face peeked out - clearly we'd not been nearly as quiet as intended. It turned out there was no need to worry anyway. All of the riders who had arrived ahead of us were still awake, variously showering, chatting, eating pasta, drinking beer, and generally relaxing. Nico, Eugen, Thys and Gerrit hadn't been far ahead of us on the road, so it perhaps wasn't surprising they were still up. Derek on the other hand had arrived 7 hours earlier - in fact he and Chris had been the only riders to get there in daylight and manage a selfie at the lighthouse as proof of passage. It was very sociable of him but I did wonder if he'd regret passing up the chance of all that sleep.

The pasta Nico's wife Valerida and her sister laid on for us was tasty, filling, and with perfect with a beer in hand. Daniel to my left looked seriously shell shocked - in fairness though, I suspect most of us did. I couldn't help noticing that Theunis passed up both food and beer, opting just for a couch and a coffee. It was a worrying sight. We'd stoked up pretty well in Bredasdorp, but I doubted it was enough to do more than fill the hole we had dug in our energy reserves. A small part of me was still considering sticking to my plan and pushing on to Onrus before sleeping - but by now it was a very small part of me. It would be a minimum of 7 hours more cycling, alone, through the night. And by the time I arrived there, it would be daylight and I probably would be beyond sleeping. Reluctantly I abandoned the plan, and accepted Nico and Valerida's kind offer of a towel for a shower, and a spare bed.

I'm not sure any amount of sleep has ever felt as short as the 45 minutes I managed to grab. It felt quite literally as if Valerida was waking us up moments after my eyes I had close. My phone confirmed otherwise though - it was 1am, we'd had our full allotment of sleep. It wasn't nearly enough, but it would have to be. The control close time was 1:41am and I had no desire to put myself behind the clock before we even started the remaining 260km home. I don't think I've ever enjoyed pasta with my breakfast coffee, or will be likely to again, but there in that moment it was just what I needed. Something warm and comforting before braving the dark and the cold. I encouraged Theunis to try some - but he was already on the way to the bathroom to throw up before I even had time to press the issue. The signs were not good, but despite his obvious suffering he kitted up and we wheeled out the front door as the other guys were starting to get themselves ready too.

We had time, and now wind with us, so we meted out a steady but not too taxing pace. Before long, Derek, Eugene and Nico passed us - but on the long straight road back to Bredasdorp, their blinking tail lights continued to be visible up ahead for the whole stretch up to the outskirts of town. In the quiet of the morning, I could sense Theunis gradually recovering strength as we rode along. We pulled into the 24 hour Engen in the middle of town before 4am, well ahead of the control close time. In the fluorescent glare of the garage shop we sat there like so many zombies, stuffing our faces with an assortment of junk snacks and drinks. I got some well deserved flak from Eugene about the toughness of the route so far - but at least from here we'd have the wind behind us most of the way home.

Dawn was just breaking was we rode silently through the town of Napier. We'd already crested a couple of decent sized rolling hills in the 10km or so after Bredasdorp, albeit with much less effort thanks to the helping breeze at our backs. Whether it was tiredness, or actually real, each roller after Napier seemed to get bigger and longer than the last. As the hills stacked up one after another, Theunis confidence that we were looking at the last before the turn to Stanford gradually subsided. To be fair though, as we reached the bottom of the dip beneath a particularly evil looking monster, he did in fact call it correctly - it was big, but it was the last. After the long grind to the top the 4-way stop was clearly visible at the foot of the wonderful snaking downhill ahead. 

We stopped a couple of hundred meters after the turn, at the top of a short sharp incline. We sat munching snacks and chatting for a few minutes - but mostly admiring the view. The boundary where rolling Overberg pastures gave way to fynbos clad coastal mountains was below us. And just beyond it was the majestic sweeping rise of the Akkedisberg Pass. It slightly surreal to be feeling eager to get down there and start climbing it after all of the painful hills which had slowed our progress since Bonnievale, but the feeling was there nevertheless. It lay there before us like some heavenly gateway to the coast beyond, and it was begging to be climbed. It didn't disappoint either - the herbal scent of the fynbos hung on the air as we wound up through the stunning scenery.

With a last couple of ramps, the worst of the hills were behind us. We rolled down to Stanford, swung right and headed towards Hermanus. With the wind behind, there was no breeze to deflect the rising heat of the day. It was still somewhere around 8am, and already uncomfortably warm - with no clouds in the sky, it was clearly going to be a scorcher. Without uttering a word, both Theunis and I had exactly the same thought for breakfast. In the middle of Hermanus we swung left and headed for Savannah Cafe. French toast and bacon for both of us, coffees for me, and milkshakes for Theunis. Not only had I missed the overnight stop with my family in Onrus, I was now missing breakfast too - I felt rather guilty. At least I knew that Yoli of all people understood that on a long and tough Audax you must make decisions in the moment to maximise your chances of finishing - and right now, food was that decision.

We at least had a plan to say hello at the Engen in Onrus - or would have, if I had sent the SMS that we were leaving the cafe to the right person. Instead though, I sent it to Nico - yet more evidence of my fatigued mental state. As a result, Theunis and I stood waiting for 10 or so minutes longer than expected until Yoli and Ben drove up the road. It was lovely to see them, but all too brief. We were ahead of the clock, but not by much, and needed to keep pressing on. In theory with the tailwind we should make good time, but the heat could be a factor as we rode into the middle of the day. Daniel joined us whilst we were waiting - it was disappointing to see him alone though. Gerhard had pulled out with a bad stomach. With is own ambitions on PBP, I knew what a bitter blow that must have felt. It served as a reminder that our ride was still far from in the bag.

We pushed on, but were barely out of the garage forecourt before Nico, Eugene and Derek came alongside too. Everyone's differing speeds and breakfast stops and ours had averaged out and we were six on the road again into Kleinmond, about an hour up on the clock. My temptation was to stop briefly and push on, but the guys clearly needed a bit longer, so we sat eating ice creams and chatting. Time was still on our side as we headed out again, but there was that faint ticking of a clock again just as it had been on LEL heading south back into England. I knew I was feeling strong, and Theunis seemed to be in great shape too - we needed to capitalise on that and keep moving.

On the rise up from Pringle Bay we had the joy of some company in the form of Peter, Adele and family - not just keeping an eye on our safety, but also snapping photographs and sharing the odd word of encouragement. It was a great feeling and clear evidence that we were close to home. Not so close to be past all danger though. I did panic somewhat when a badly maintained lavatory door in the Strand Caltex locked itself behind me. Visions of missing the cutoff time trapped in a loo flashed through my mind, fortunately the moment was over quickly as one of the pump attendants came to my aid. More potential trouble surrounded us through Strand itself in the form of some of the most absent minded and downright abysmal driving I've ever seen. It was as if every driver was drunk, had sunstroke, or both. I guess in the end though the fault was our own for trying to ride through one of the most popular sections of Cape seafront in the middle of scorching hot Sunday. What else do you expect but distracted idiots in cars?

It seemed somewhat strange that the final 30km were along roads so familiar to me - quite literally ridden 3 or 4 times a week sometimes. I don't ever remember riding them in such searing heat though. Add to that a severe case of hot-foot and I was seriously uncomfortable. I doubt Theunis was felling any better, but he was definitely somewhat stronger as we pulled out of Stellenbosch with just two remaining hills between us and the final control at the Klapmuts BP Garage. Having never experienced hot-foot before, I had no idea to alleviate it. Fortunately, Henri Meier and his greater experience in cycling matters came to my rescue at the stop. He doused both feet with cold water as I sucked on an ice lolly and downed one final Sterrie Stumpie bottled milkshake. Those last 10km were the first time I dared to allow myself to believe - with my previous 600km ending in a DNF, I just hadn't dared to jynx this ride.

Somewhere before the final left turn back to Vrede, Nico swung across from the other side of the road. They had opted for the longer but flatter route past Vrede to Klapmuts. He was concerned for Daniel and Derek, both now seriously suffering from lack of sleep and in danger of nodding off at the wheel. We discussed what was legal in the way of assisting them, Nico opted to ride alongside to keep them awake, with Henri available on the motorbike a far enough distance behind to not be actually helping, but still be available in case of emergency. My concern was for Nico - it was a generous and selfless act, but one which could cause him to miss the cutoff himself.

Luckily that didn't transpire. Theunis rolled in at 38 hours 43 minutes, myself at 38 hours 50 minutes, and Nico, Derek, Daniel and Eugene at just over 39 hours. All of us safely inside the 40 hour time window. The toughest of the PBP qualifiers safely negotiated, my first Super Randonneur Series, and the ghost of that Joburg 600 finally banished. Oh, and my dreams of riding the 36One in April still alive.








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600km, are you mad?

Sane individuals do not decide on a Thursday that they will enter a ride in two days’ time which is triple their previous longest distance (202km). Normally at the very least, their friends would talk them out of it. Sadly in this case fellow Wannabee, Theunis Esterhuizen, had asked exactly the wrong person for advice on whether he should ride i.e. me! As someone whose sanity when it comes to cycling has often been questioned, I of course encouraged him to come across to the dark side.

And dark side it was at 3am Saturday morning, as 11 hardly individuals gathered to tackle the distance, in spite of a not exactly inviting weather forecast for the weekend. Two of the riders had travelled down from Gauteng for the event – both looking to notch it up as a qualifier for Paris-Brest-Paris in 2015. We also had a larger than normal send-off committee too, with some riders’ family joining at the start, Peter Müller as safety driver for the morning, and Wannabee club-mate Hendrik Vermaak– who had pitched up at this unearthly hour to wish us all a good ride.

The cutoff time for a 600km Audax is 40 hours. Under normal conditions this is plenty of time for a leisurely ride, a few enjoyable food and drink stops, and 4 or 5 hours sleep somewhere around halfway. With the first blasts of a strong East-South-Easter already slowing our progress up Bains Kloof it was clear that may not be the case today. Theunis had not just picked the wrong person to ask advice about tackling the ride, he'd also picked completely the wrong 600km for his first Audax experience. At least he wasn't alone - two other brave madmen had also picked this to be their first long distance adventure, one who had clearly lost all sense and was riding a full suspension MTB with knobbly tyres.

Even with wind, we made good progress into the 3rd control point at McGregor, around 180km into the ride. And despite Eskom's best efforts, the cafe our safety driver had pulled up at managed to feed and water us with a superb cold platter and iced coffees. For a further 20km back to Robertson we continued to make good pace, helped by the slight downhill gradient, but then things changed. The roundabout at the end of town will be familiar to every recent DC rider, and it marked two significant milestones on our ride too. It was the point at which Theunis crossed into the unknown - every meter beyond that point marked his longest ride to-date. Rather less exciting was that it was also where we swung into both the heat of the day, and the full force of the headwind. From here on, as we slogged along the beautiful lane flanked with flowers and vineyards, our progress became markedly slower and tougher. Part way down this stretch a few of us hopped under lawn sprinklers to douse of the worst of the searing heat.

The 4th control point at Bonnievale was around 228km into the ride, and the last stop for food and water this side of the 5th control at Bredasdorp. Peter Nolan had kindly checked the Stormsvlei road conditions for us as far as the N2, but we'd omitted to ask him quite how lumpy this stretch was. Into a full headwind, the rolling hills were punishing. But they were nothing compared to what awaited us the other side of the N2. The sign indicating 50km to Bredasdorp was handily sited in the bottom of one of these monstrous rollers, with nothing but rising tar ahead. It would have been enough to break the spirit of even the hardiest of Randonneurs, so quite how Theunis managed to keep pushing on in spite of the harsh conditions was remarkable. We both had low spots on this section, but luckily they didn't coincide. Mine came first, and was fixed with a double sugar hit of Coke and Pronutro Bar. Theunis' came towards the end of the stretch. He was clearly short of fuel so we opted to pull into Bredasdorp Spur for huge plates of food and multiple coffees and milkshakes. We bade goodbye here to Henri Meier at this point too – he had kindly come out on his BMW motorbike to ride safety for us on this long and lonely section.

The worst was over for the first leg - we were 300km into the ride, with a flat 40km to go until the 6th control at Aghulas, and some very welcome time off the bikes. It was around 11:30pm when we pulled into the control, a wonderful beach house in the Stormsee complex, kindly laid on by one of our other riders, Nico Coetzee and his family. Not just a bed, but also showers, pasta, beer, and coffee. There's very little more a Randonneur could wish for just over halfway into a ride. Except for extra time. The wind had robbed us of 3 or 4 hours by this stage. The control close time of Aghulas was 1:41am. Our brevet cards were already signed, so in theory we could leave after the control closed, but it's a risky strategy - one serious mechanical, and the rest of the ride becomes a battle against the clock on tired legs. So we took the "sensible option", which was to opt for 45 minutes sleep before heading out again. Only in the world of Audaxing can sleeping for less than 1 hour out of 40 be called sensible!

It was obvious Theunis was battling with the idea of getting back on the bike - seriously nauseous, unable to face pasta for dinner or breakfast, or even keep a coffee down without chucking up. I'm not sure who was most surprised to see him mounting up, but he was there still pedaling as we headed North again back out of Aghulas. By now it was cold, with a slight drizzle in the air. But at least the wind was behind. A group of us were close together on the road by this stage. We watched the blinking tail lights of 3 riders ahead pretty much the whole way back up to Bredasdorp, and were a single group again by the outskirts of town. We rode into the Engen together and all 5 of us sat like zombies in the shop eating snacks, and drinking coffees and Sterrie Stumpies. It was just before 4am, and the sight of cyclists was clearly rather amusing to the few locals who stopped in to fill up their cars. I'm not sure they believed us that we were riding back to Stellenbosch, or that we had left there the morning before. Why would any sane person want to do that?

Our group fragmented again on the rolling hills through Napier, and on to the 4-Way stop where the route swung left over Akkedisberg Pass and down to Stanford. Theunis and I pushed on to Savannah Cafe in Hermanus for a proper breakfast, whereas Nico, Eugene and Derek opted for a food stop in Stanford. By the time we reached the official control point at Onrus though, speeds and stops had averaged out and we were one group again - also joined now by Daniel, who's riding partner Gerhard had pulled out around Bredasdorp with a bad stomach. It was a bit before 11am as the 6 of us turned left past Arabella and on to the familiar coast road home through Kleinmond. Well, familiar to most of us that is, but a first for Nico. Perhaps his enjoyment of it was a little diminished by the fact that he'd been sat on the bike now for more than 30 hours.

Just an Argus or so to ride, with a bit over 7 hours to do it in, and only 2 control points left - Strand and Klapmuts. Easy right? The problem of course is built-up fatigue in legs, body, and especially brain. Peter and Adele Nolan and family joined us around Pringle Bay and were a great source of encouragement, especially as the coast road was now busy with early Sunday afternoon traffic. They also snapped some great shots of our group riding up and over to Rooi Els. By this stage we were 550km into the ride, with under 60km to go.

We lingered a bit at the Caltex on the way into Strand, and it was only when Eugene remarked that we wouldn't be home before 5pm that I realised how close we were running the clock. One significant incident, and all of the effort of the last day and a half could be for nothing. For Theunis, it would mean no medal and not being able to say he'd completed a 600km Audax. For a few of us though, the consequences were even worse: a DNF of a Paris-Brest-Paris qualifier, meaning we would have to come back and do it all again next April. It didn't bear thinking about, so Theunis and I stuck our heads down and pushed on. On the two nasty little hills out of Stellenbosch on the R44, Theunis was pulling much more strongly than I was able too, arriving at the BP Garage a minute or two ahead of me. Henri Meier had joined us again, to see us over the last few kilometers. A great comforter to ward off the threat of a mishap at this late stage, and also a source of relief for me as he poured cold water over my feet and alleviated a nasty case of hot-foot that had been building up the last few hours.

It was a beautiful evening - so close to home, and with more than an hour in hand, it was actually possible to relax, look up and enjoy the scenery bathed in an orange evening light. A lot of thoughts go through one’s mind on the last couple of kilometers of such a long ride. As I swung left onto the R304 and the finish at Vrede Wines came into view, I'm willing to bet I know what was going through Theunis' mind just ahead of me on the road.

"I've done it!"

Those were the exact same words I heard him whisper under his breath on his first DC as he crested the top of the last of the three bitches. Now, 3 years on and 3 times the distance, I hope he shouted it out loud this time though. His official time for the 609km was 38 hours 43 minutes - mine was around 7 minutes longer. Not content with seeing us off, Hendrik had returned to congratulate us at the finish too. As we both sprawled on Vrede’s tasting room steps, Henri Meier came in too followed by the remaining group of 4 riders. 10 riders out of 11 home within the cutoff time, an astonishing effort given the conditions. It’s hard to imagine how the 1st rider, Chris van Zyl, had managed to complete the course in a shade over 26 hours – but he is the South African record holder for Paris-Brest-Paris.


Saturday, 8 November 2014

'Round Midnight


As with the previous Cape Audax, an official ride report was created. But rather than be lazy two entries in a row, I have also written a personal account of the ride. It was after all the first full PBP qualifier of our SR series.

It's rather an odd feeling to finally be gathering to ride an event which you and a handful friends have created. OK, that statement would be equally true of the last Cape Audaxes in September and October too, but a few things were different in this case. For this event we had some riders arriving who none of us knew - inspired to take on the challenge by some active discussions on The HubSA over the past few days. That inspiration had also caught my friend Hendrik's imagination too, and he'd volunteered to drive safety car for us. An amazing act of generosity which I wondered if our midnight start might have dampened. But as we pottered around the Vrede Wines car park getting ourselves sorted, he had a distinct sense of energy and excitement despite the crazy hour.

In Henri Meier's case this excitement was more a case of nerves whether he would be able to ride at all - his car had helpfully locked the keys, and all his cycling kit, inside. Fortunately Henri's son arrived with spare keys in the nick of time, and after a short pre-ride briefing we were under-way.

It was clear immediately that the faster riders had no intention of holding back, and they were out of sight over the first kilometres. Designing a full distance route had necessitated a slightly untidy detour into and out of Stellenbosch with a control only 14km into the ride. The fast group were already heading back out of the control as our main bunch pulled in. No one needed supplies of course, so we got cards signed and wheeled straight out ourselves - well, almost straight out. We tried to resuscitate Gerhard's dead Garmin for a few minutes, but it was beyond saving.

I know I've often commented here how much I enjoy dark hours riding and this leg into Wellington and then on to our first control in Riebeeck Kasteel was no exception. A freshening headwind kept us cool the whole way, almost cold in fact. It's common to see owls and various animals on these quiet night-time roads, but about 10km out of Wellington on the R44 we were treated to an up close and personal encounter. My headlights picked out a barn owl sitting on a low road marker less than 2m away from me as we passed. I could almost have reached out and touched it. Utterly unphased by our presence, it just sat there and watched as we whirred passed, and then lifted lifting silently into the air and flew alongside us for a short way, before vanishing into the dark.

With no shops open in the sleeping town of Riebeeck Kasteel, Hendrik had agreed to provide a manned 1st control. I don't think any of us were prepared for what greeted us as we rolled in though - it was more like a camp than a control. Table, lights, water, coffee, home made beskuit. I've done official races that offered less at a water stop.

It was all too tempting to stop longer, but we pushed on to Moorreesberg for the 2nd control. By now, the wind had gathered and was now becoming strong enough to slow our speed. Battling away into it, I slipped off the back a couple of times. I'd donned my jacket at the control, but it seemed to be acting a bit like a sail pushing me back now. I was still too cold to take it off though and soldiered on, the guys slowing for me thankfully. I'm sad to say with the focus on battling the wind, I didn't really notice the sunrise much - except to note a slight orange glow on the horizon, which was swallowed soon after as it rose into a heavy grey blanket out of cloud.

It was fully light by the time we reached Hendrik again though  - he had found an open fuel station for our control, but most of us still opted for Hendrik's far more welcoming coffee and supplies. At only just over a quarter of the distance we were already more than 2 hours ahead of schedule. The ride was going nicely, but this next leg would be tough - it would start out across the strong winds, and then swing directly into it for the last 40km or so to the half way point.

Whether the drag from my jacket was real or imagined, I was struggling to keep up. Rather than have the guys keep waiting, Peter made the call that we drop back to an easier pace. It was exactly the right decision - it was clear that Henri, Gerhard and Nico were riding a stronger pace than either of us should be trying to sustain this early on. A rather weird Don Quixote thought flashed through my mind as we turned right towards Hopefield and rode through the middle of an enormous wind farm. Towering masts with triple-bladed propellers slowly spinning all around us. It was all rather surreal.

We'd watched the 3 guys slide off into the distance, but caught them again at the Hopefield town sign. They were having a brief chat about the route, and whether to join us looking for breakfast or push on to the next control. I wasn't at all surprised they opted to push on, but Peter and I decided a short stop was in order. Breakfast was only possible because a lovely lady named Ella had agreed to open early and serve us - the power of the simplest marketing device on the planet, her cell number painted on the cafe door! It also gave us a chance to look after Hendrik for a change. The three of us enjoyed great coffee, a hot breakfast, and some friendly banter together in this unexpected oasis. Needless to say, despite his protestations, we flatly refused Hendrik's contribution to the bill before we reluctantly battled out into the windswept landscape.

The sign as we left Hopefield was not encouraging - Veldriff 36km. All of that would be into a full force headwind now, no shelter or respite. It was going to be a long slow tow. We did stop briefly - a tortoise was stranded in the middle of the tarmac, and  Peter called for us to enlist some good karma by relocating it safely to the side. Fortunately for both us and our hard-shelled friend, the traffic was very light on this stretch. The landscape was barren - fields, salt-marsh and scrub-lands. But at cycling pace there was more to it than immediately obvious. Abundant wildlife, slowly taking over a few run down houses dotted either side of the road.  We saw hundreds of bright orange and yellow crickets - they felt somehow alien, their luminous markings out of place against the subdued surroundings. For much of this stretch we followed a railway line, the ramshackle remains of a remote station and sidings of rusting trucks suggesting a now much diminished role in the local economy from it's glory days when presumably it provided a lifeline to Cape Town and the world beyond. The still heavy brooding clouds were a fitting backdrop to the sense of decline - an ever present and ominous threat of rain. Dreary, desolate, endless, but above all of these, beautiful.

The tortoise wasn't the only slow moving object - Veldrif seemed a very long time coming. But as with all Audaxes, steady and persistent pedalling slowly ground the distance down. The last kilometre brought a final brutal onslaught - a right turn swung us square into the howling wind. The control was in sight, but took an age to reach as we slogged our way over the Berg estuary bridge and into the town on the far bank. 11am and halfway. Despite the winds we'd made great time. From here we'd turn around and the wind would be more often friend rather than foe as we headed back South.

The petrol attendant helpfully told us the lead group had raced through at 7am - some four hours earlier. With crampy legs it was hard to comprehend how anyone could ride that fast. But if randonneuring is about anything it is diversity  - all manner of riders and bikes join to take on their own personal challenge.

I was looking forward to a fast stretch to our next control but it didn't quite work out like that. The wind was across more than behind - so although it didn't slow our progress, it wasn't pushing us much either. Peter had started suffering a bit from Hopefield, but now he took a significant turn for the worse. It was clearly more than just fatigue as his stomach finally gave up the fight and he was forced to find a road side bush to evacuate both ends. Clearly some bug or something eaten was now adding to the difficulty of the ride. I honestly thought he would bail, as did Hendrik - waiting nearby to take him on-board in case, powerless to help otherwise being outside a control. Somehow a mix of coaxing on my part on determination on Peter's got him back on the bike. I'd pointed out the town of Vredenburg was just ahead, and once over this last hill the control at Saldanha was a mere 10km further on, almost all of which was downhill. Even feeling poorly, very little effort would be needed to get there. Being a control it was also an opportunity to regroup - access supplies in the safety vehicle, and a calmer assessment of the situation away from the pressure of riding for a few moments.

Somehow this thinly clutched straw of a theory worked. I could see Peter was already feeling brighter by the time we pulled into the BP station where Hendrik was parked. We took our time - and whilst we recovered I saw something completely new as Peter downed an Ultra Mel custard. He reasoned it was loaded with energy and at the same time gentle on the stomach. It seemed such a bizarre thing to have packed in your kit bag. But it worked like a bomb and before long we were riding out again, bound for Langebaan and entry to the West Coast National Park. We fairly flew past the iron and steelworks to our left, and the supporting harbour and docks on our righthand side. Peter narrated our flight with interesting facts: the enormous docked oil rig part of a new local industry, taking advantage of high prices in Cape Town harbour to offer an alternative for refurbishment and servicing; the large and heavily fortified complex to our left actually a huge oil storage terminal, a throwback to apartheid days when the threats of sanctions necessitated secure places to stockpile large quantities of such essentials. Clearly Peter's spirits had recovered as well as his physical condition.

Running downwind at our rapid place, we were soon entering the the outskirts of the Mikenos development, so expanded that there was no real demarcation line - the holiday homes now more of an extended sprawling suburb of Langebaan beyond. Ignoring the inviting places to eat in town, we pushed on to the park - although a couple of short, steep and painful climbs through housing estates were required before we finally reached the San Parks entry gate. What a joy - ahead lay 25km of quiet roads through sublime scenery, and we were still at least a couple of hours ahead of schedule. No need to rush, we could savour this most welcome stretch of scenic beauty. As is often the case, we actually saw little in the way of large animals - no Eland, despite copious spoor across the road. We did seem to arrive at snake sunbathing prime time however, counting at least 3 puff adders basking on the warm late afternoon tarmac, and a golden-bronze Cape Cobra that coiled and slithered it's way across the road in front of us.

It was tempting to head to the restaurant at Geelbek, but they would likely be closed or closing soon. So we pushed on, all the time flanked by dunes, coastal scrub, and the serene peace of this wild and beautiful place. The afternoon was still hot when we had entered the park, but the shadows were lengthening and air cooling as we rolled up and down the last few kilometres to the exit gate. Our peaceful amble through the park sadly was all too short. The contrast with busy speeding traffic as we swung right onto the busy R27 could hardly have been more complete. It's virtually impossible to plan a route along the West Coast without involving some time on either the N7 and the R27. Fortunately we'd managed to minimise the time spent on either of these, and as unpleasant as these few kilometres were, they were soon over. The final few hundred meters to the right turn to Yzerfontein though were a brilliant example of road designers having no regard of cyclists. In an effort to slow traffic down ahead of the turn, the entire safety lane was filled with lethal saucer sized speed bumps. Far too dangerous to ride over or around, we had no choice but to stay right in the lane with the very speeding cars these were design to impede. It was a terrifying few minutes.

I waited a few minutes for Peter to make sure he didn't miss the turn. We'd seen Hendrik at the exit to the park, and before driving on to the control he'd informed us the next group of guys were only an hour or so ahead. They must have already come back up though as we didn't pass them on the 10km or down to the pretty little coastal town. Peter was suffering a serious attack of the dozies by this stage (a common randonneuring affliction from too many hours in the saddle combined with too little sleep before). I felt rather cruel yelling and barking at him, but was worried he might just nod off and sleep where he fell. It was something of a slow trudge into town - the one obvious restaurant wasn't open, but at least the Spa had hot food and coffee. By the time Hendrik and I came out with supplies, Peter was propped up on a wooden staircase, eyes closed busy nodding off.

We lingered a while, but daylight was fading and time moving on. Peter was somewhat recovered so we pushed on. I'd hoped to make the Malmesbury Wimpy in daylight, but with the undulating terrain and tiredness our speed towards Darling had dropped considerably. By the time we sat on top of the last hill looking down on the town, shadows were lengthening and the rolling Swartland pastures bathed in orange evening light. It was a glorious sight, even if it did signal that our next leg of dark riding would be upon us way before the next control. I stopped for a quick call home. My timing was just off though. I managed a quick chat with Yoli whilst looking out from this wonderful vantage point, but missed a goodnight call to Ben who was already in bed. Hendrik came alongside whilst I was chatting, clearly concerned I'd stopped with a problem, and then soon after Peter came up too. I waved both past with a quick hand-signal intended to indicate I was calling home - I suspect my flapping gesture may not have conveyed that at all accurately, but they seemed to get the gist.

I caught back up with both of them in Darling. Apparently Nico had been considering bailing here - legs tired and overworked. But he'd shown proper Audax experience and rather than making any decision on an empty stomach had searched out a restaurant for a meal. The food had clearly done the trick as he was long gone by the time we rolled through the town. I half expected to see him along the road or at the Malmesbury control, but he'd got his second wind and pushed on home without needing a further food or rest stop.

By now I was getting the dozies too. I apologised to Peter. I needed to stretch my legs and raise my heart rate to wake myself up. I urged him to keep the pace going, and then paced off at full speed to try and shake myself back into some state of alertness. It worked - combined with the now chilling night air, my increased speed and effort woke me up nicely. For a few kilometers my speed picked up over 30km/h. By the time I dropped back to a more sustainable pace the last light had gone, but I was fully awake again. My little sprint must have done something for Peter too. I stopped on one of the many rollers leading into Malmesbury for a quick shot of coke and chunk of Snickers bar - and as I stood there enjoying the peaceful night air, I could see what could only be Peter's front light less than a couple of kilometres back. He must also have picked up his pace too.

Just before the town was a section that worried me ahead of time. A remote area just beyond the shacks at the edge of town. Scarily, this worry materialised in the form of a couple of very dodgy looking guys shining bright lights at us as we crossed the railway line. It seemed their idea might be to jump us whilst we were blinded by the light. Fortunately Hendrik was close by at just the right time, and looped back to ensure Peter also got safely passed this threatening patch. It was rather amazing, and very comforting, that our safety driver had been right there on hand at the one spot needed in the ride so far.

I think I reached the Wimpy first, then soon after Hendrik, and only minutes behind Peter. I immediately recognised our waitress from the 300km a month before - and she clearly recognised us.

"Where have you been riding this time?" she quipped, and flashed the sort of smile at our response which is usually reserved for the clinically insane.

It was a priceless moment - Hendrik clearly amused and delighted by our local minor celebrity status.

Even with taking time to enjoy multiple coffees and toasted sandwiches we'd still managed to preserved the two hour buffer which had cushioned our passage all day. We resolved to take it slow and steady on this last 50km or so - no need to rush, we may as well pace out a nice even tempo and preserve tired legs and bodies. The route home was largely quiet, as we had found at the tail of the 300km ride. An occasional car, often travelling very fast, but generally not much in the way of traffic. One car pulled a very odd stunt in front of us somewhere past the grain silos - slamming it's brakes on, swerving into the safety lane, and then angling the car's nose slightly outward again. It was at one and the same time both odd, and highly worrying. I gave the car as wide a berth as I safely could as we rode past, but I half expected to be jumped, or have the car come out and nudge me off the bike. It didn't happen, the car U turned once we had ridden by and sped back in the direction of Malmesbury.

It was hard to figure out what the purpose of this manoeuvre was - but the worrying thought that they had been checking our bikes out occurred to both of us. Some way down the road we saw Hendrik and asked if he wouldn't mind keeping an eye on us over the last few kilometres. We were almost home, but the remote chance that they had gone back to fetch some mates seemed a risk just not worth taking. They didn't re-appear, or if they did Hendrik's presence a discrete distance behind us was enough to put off anything they may have had in mind.

At last, the N1 came into sight. We rushed down towards it, up the nasty little ramp over it, and within minutes were turning left into Vrede wines. Home. Our first PBP qualifier in the bag, and Peter's longest ride to date. He'd prevailed through stomach upset, sleepiness, and almost total fatigue towards the end. As I shared a beer with Nico and Henri after the ride I commented on how impressively fast some of the guys times for the ride had been. Nico replied that in many ways he found Peter's accomplishment somehow even greater - battling to overcome real adversities and finish a ride that would have broken the spirit of many riders. It was an amazing display of mental strength. And had brought about the first official  nickname of our SR Series - The Zombie - awarded to Peter for returning from the dead on at least four occasions to complete the ride.



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